like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist
“Each year the homosexuals, independent women, and porn-viewers will offer up 24 tributes to fight to the death in an arena…”
I’m just gonna be like: “You’re my new best friend. No you don’t get any say in this”
Idc if he thinks I’m weird I’m gonna make it happen cause I want a damn Russian friend.
I’M DONE I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE I MAY AS WELL DROP OUT AND BECOME A CRACK WHORE BECAUSE THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL
I’ve worked like nearly 40 hours each week the past 2-3 weeks on top of going to school.
But I get paid on Saturday and I know I’m gonna have a hefty paycheck.
plot twist: ashton kutcher comes out of the cornucopia and the tributes discover they’ve all been punked
And that makes me feel better.
But she’s uglier.