April 2012
March 2012
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist
If Rick Santorum gets elected...
“Each year the homosexuals, independent women, and porn-viewers will offer up 24 tributes to fight to the death in an arena…”
“There were things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So I buried them, and let them hurt me.”
—Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via rissalady)
I’m just gonna be like: “You’re my new best friend. No you don’t get any say in this”
Before this semester is over I'm going to make that Russian guy my best friend.
Idc if he thinks I’m weird I’m gonna make it happen cause I want a damn Russian friend.
I’M DONE I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE I MAY AS WELL DROP OUT AND BECOME A CRACK WHORE BECAUSE THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL
I'm fucking exhausted.
I’ve worked like nearly 40 hours each week the past 2-3 weeks on top of going to school.
But I get paid on Saturday and I know I’m gonna have a hefty paycheck.
Yuhhhhh.
plot twist: ashton kutcher comes out of the cornucopia and the tributes discover they’ve all been punked
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Size medium.
Anyone? Anyone??
And that makes me feel better.
I may be ugly.
But she’s uglier.
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